Haiku: sf/fantasy/movies

Charles Roth, 20 Feb 2019 (Techblog top)

I. Introduction
A chance enounter with a funny bumper-sticker haiku started a 'merry war' twixt my colleagues and I, creating haiku related to the humor/sf/fantasy/movie genre.

Enjoy?

II. The best, by author
...in my admittedly biased opinion. I recommend reading down each column, then moving over to the next column.

From the web: Chris Rennie Charles Roth Paul Kassal

Haikus often confuse me
Too often they make no sense
Hand me the pliers Red shirt came down here
Captain, I have found something
Pair of smoking boots Prophecy misread:
Anakin brings the Force to
Disney’s balance (sheets). I know, alter time
Oh no, doom is upon us
How can we survive?

Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you Java does clean up
Some threads do not die easy
What to do? Reboot! Mjolnir's morality:
Outside Thor, who is worthy -
An elevator?

The Stormtrooper shoots,
shoots, and shoots, hitting nothing
what zen perfection! Cartesian product
Very careful - join, select
Repeat, repeat, re-

Strong and brave leader,
And all they remember is
That damn bikini.

Leia likes scoundrels
But would sooner kiss Wookies
She’s a dirty girl

From the web:	Chris Rennie	Charles Roth	Paul Kassal

Haikus often confuse me Too often they make no sense Hand me the pliers	Red shirt came down here Captain, I have found something Pair of smoking boots	Prophecy misread: Anakin brings the Force to Disney’s balance (sheets).	I know, alter time Oh no, doom is upon us How can we survive?

Space is limited In a haiku, so it's hard To finish what you	Java does clean up Some threads do not die easy What to do? Reboot!	Mjolnir's morality: Outside Thor, who is worthy - An elevator?

The Stormtrooper shoots, shoots, and shoots, hitting nothing what zen perfection!	Cartesian product Very careful - join, select Repeat, repeat, re-

Strong and brave leader, And all they remember is That damn bikini.

Leia likes scoundrels But would sooner kiss Wookies She’s a dirty girl