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How many roads must a man drive down, before he admits he is lost?
Why when a man becomes married is he unable to find his own socks?
How many times will it take 'till he knows, he's seen the Three Stooges enough?
The answer, my friend, I cannot comprehend.
The answer I cannot comprehend.

How many shows can a man surf through, before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift, is a dust-buster plus for the house?
How many sounds can a man's body make before he sleeps on the couch?

The answer my friend, is take two aspirin
The answer is take two aspirin.

Why when we go for a romantic drive, do we wind up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up, so I land on cold porcelain?
How men really feel is a mystery to me, and prob'ly a mystery to them!

The answer, girlfriend, is driving me to gin
The answer is driving me to gin.