|Melody:||Jeopardy Theme||Back to Roth's Song Index|
|By:||Four Bitchin' Babes|
Back in high school you were a square
Carried books and sliderules everywhere
You made straight-A's year after year
They called you geek they called you queer.
For everyone who laughed in your face
Now's your chance to put them in their place
'Cause you're on a TV show
Where your big brain earns big dough!