| Parody (?) | | Original |
| Back in 1939, Hitler started singing his Ein, Ein, Ein | | Back in 1899, when everybody sang "Auld Lang Syne" |
| 100 days of Trump, & we're back in that time, yes every
boy and girl | | A 100 years took a long, long time for every boy and girl |
| Now there's only one thing that I'd like to know | | Now there's only one thing that I'd like to know |
| Where did American democracy go? | | Where did the 20th century go? |
| I'd swear it was here just a minute ago / All over this land | | I'd swear it was here just a minute ago / All over this world |
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| And now American democracy is (x3) almost over | | And now the 20th century is (x3) almost over |
| American democracy is almost over | | The 20th century is almost over |
| (x3) All over this land | | (x3) All over this world |
| American democracy is almost over, all over this land | | The 20th century is almost over, all over this world |
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| Does anyone remember the Great Depression? | | Does anyone remember the Great Depression? |
| Neither Xi nor Putin makin' any concessions | | I read all about it in True Confession |
| Read all about the on-coming recession | | I'm sorry I was late for the recording session |
| 'Less the tariffs get put on hold | | But somebody put me on hold |
| Has anybody seen my lithium ores | | Has anybody seen my linoleum floors |
| Silicon wafers, or Rare Earth stores | | Petroleum jelly, and two World Wars? |
| They got stuck in the MAGA trade wars / All over this land | | They got stuck in the revolving doors / All over this world |
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| Winters getting warmer, summers getting hotter | | The winter's getting colder, summer's getting hotter |
| The southwest states are runnin' out of water | | Wishin' well's wishin' for another drop of water |
| Mother Earth's fryin' cause somebody oughter | | And Mother Earth's blushin' 'cause somebody caught her |
| Save the planet 'stead of flyin' to Mars | | Makin' love to the Man in the Moon |
| Tell me how you gonna harvest crops on the farm | | Tell me how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm |
| Since immigrant workers have lost their charm | | Now that outer space has lost it's charm? |
I-C-E set off a burglar alarm
| | Somebody set off a burglar alarm |
| Xenophobia's gone too far! | | And not a moment too soon |
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| Cory Booker's best is long filibuster yappin' | | Old Father Time has got his toes a tappin' |
| SCOTUS barely gave Trump's knuckles a rappin' | | Standing in the window, grumblin' and a rappin' |
| Everybody's waiting for their arrest to happen | | Everybody's waiting for something to happen |
| Tell me if it happens to you! | | Tell me if it happens to you! |
| Election Day proved a real disaster | | The Judgment Day is getting nearer |
| We traded cheaper eggs for an ego-centric master | | There it is in the rear view mirror |
| If you duck your part we'll lose a little faster | | If you duck down I could see a little clearer |
| All over this land! | | All over this world! |